A straw focus group poll sample of whoever it was I asked were asked to rank the following in order of rudeness / hot sex action:
1. How’s your father
2. Slap and tickle
3. Rumpy pumpy
The answer to this is of course quite clear. Slap and tickle is of course less serious than how’s your father (which is quite broad I feel but probably means sexual intercourse). In turn rumpy pumpy surely must mean sexual intercourse.
I’m also interested to know the answer to the following questions:
Why a ‘piece of crackling’ but a ‘bit’ of fluff?
How fancy is a fancy man?
When did the nymphomaniac disappear (my guess is with having ones tonsils out and lumbago - but feel free to correct me if I’m wrong).
What is the percentage decline in the wolf whistle since 1950?
Why did ‘shooting brake’ lose out over ‘estate car’?
There are a million questions where that one came from. I'm afraid I shall die without ever finding the answers to any of them.