Friday, November 24, 2006

John's Facts of the Day


I’m currently using a bar of soap that was partially eaten by mice – several years ago.

I bought some ‘festive' mince pies that had a sell-by date of 19th November.

Until recently it never occurred to me that the name Sandie Shaw was a pun.

Poundstretcher (or whatever they call themselves now) sell Advent calendars - for dogs.

My printer directs everything straight into the bin.

This week I was given £785 in cash by the representative of a toilet cubicle manufacturer.

My local swimming baths has a viewing area - but no place for wanking.

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