Thursday, December 22, 2011

My Christmas / Last Christmas

For those of you who have been asking what a top international acoustic artiste does at Christmas I shall tell you what I'll be doing this year - taking lard to Cleethorpes. Yup...I shall be travelling to Cleethopes - and taking lard.

It doesn't get much better than that eh readers?

Incidentally, how does 'last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day you gave it away' work? Presumably this means that I fell in love with you at Christmas but on Boxing Day you somehow transferred this affection free of charge to another person? So am I now in love with someone else due to your actions? Would that be so bad after all? Oh well, I'll ponder that for another 20 years...

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