ITV really do have a new programme (or ‘show’) where viewers phone in to help save their favourite endangered species.
I say screw the pandas, vote for the polar bears. Or was it screw the blue whale, vote rattlesnake? Insect you've never heard of anyone? - nah, it's being turned into CO2 mate.
Maybe the NHS could move to this system - vote people out of hospital and such.
What will I have left to say when the whole world moves beyond parody? - Coming very soon it would appear.