Like any sensible person I don’t want a job. But I am half looking for one like you do. I had an email from an agency inviting me to upload my latest CV - That would mean writing one so that isn’t going to happen. The e-mail came from someone who is a ‘Candidate Resourcer’.
Can you imagine the self-loathing that would be produced in any half sentient being by having to deal with a 'Candidate Resourcer'?
This kind of thing depresses me more than you can imagine. Is this the world our children will inherit?