“Introducing the entirely new MSN – bringing you the content you love – from the sources you trust – with a new modern design. We’ve also added personalisation features to help you customize to make it your own.”
Here are my objections:
‘Entirely
new’ – sorry, but I don’t’ believe you.
And I’m not really interested in ‘new’ for its own sake anyway.
‘Bringing
you the content you love’ – you have no idea what ‘content’ I love. I don’t like the word ‘content’ disconnected
from any meaning either. Do you mean
news or adverts or what? I don’t ‘love’
any of it, so please don’t pretend you know stuff about me.
‘From
the sources you trust’ – OK Microsoft, remind me exactly what those sources are
if you wouldn’t mind…
‘New
modern design’ – please see point one above.
‘Personalisation
features’ – design your own damn webby site adverty stuff, I haven’t got time
to change stuff, I’m just not interested enough in MSN.
That’s enough MSN
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