I thought I'd begin a new dictionary of road use. I thought we'd start with car parking...
Footpath - car parking area
Grass verge - car parking area
Yellow hatched area at junction - car parking area
Area in front of any shop - car parking area
Bus lane - car parking area
Pedestrian crossing - car parking area
Any part of Harehills - car parking area.
Tip: If you kind of know that you're not really supposed to park there, leave 2 wheels on the road. That way no-one will mind.
- Apart from the Militant Pedestrians of course! We will cheerfully tear your wing mirrors off and shove them up your arse!
Happy motoring.
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